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"I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now!"

Season 07 Quotes

Here are some highlight quotes. Check the episode guide for a complete list of quotes by episode.

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Season Episode Quote
Sound
Season 07 2F20 Marge: "The police already have a suspect, it's Mr. Smithers."

Grampa:
"Yeah, Smingers did it. Case closed. Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse."

Lisa: "We don't have an outhouse."

Homer:
"My tool shed! Oh Dad!"
Season 07 2F20

"Eh, you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."

Season 07 3F01

Homer: "We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away!"
Grampa: "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch."

Season 07 3F04 Lisa: "Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!"

Grampa:
"Ehh, welcome to my world!"

Season 07 3F04

"I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows."

Season 07 3F06 Mona: "Abe, isn't Homer cute?"

Grampa:
"Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it."

Howard Cosell:
"Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium. The foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865."

Mona: "His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion, of change. A world where doors were open for women like me, but Abe was stuck in his button down plastic fantastic Madison Avenue scene."

Grampa:
"Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to."

Season 07 3F06

FBI Guy: "Freeze. FBI. The jig is up."

Grampa:
"Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly fly dada."

FBI Guy:
"Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?"

Grampa:
"A little from column A, a little from column B."

Season 07 3F08 Bart: "Look at that hunk of junk."

Grampa:
"Oh, jeeh, you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did."

Bart:
"So how do you know so much about American history?"

Grampa:
"I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets."
Season 07 3F08

"This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there."

Season 07 3F08

"Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"

Season 07 3F09 Grampa: "Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions."
Season 07 3F19

"Yeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon. Look!"

Season 07 3F19

Grampa: "Now! Hey, listen! Now, my story begins in 19 dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety six miles."

Martin:
"Dickety? Highly dubious!"

Season 07 3F19 Grampa: "Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet."

Mrs.Krabappel:
"Terlet? Hah!"

Grampa:
"Stop your snickering! I spent three years on that terlet!"

Season 07 3F19

Grampa: "Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!"

Nurse:
"Okay, we'll do something about that right away. Let's start by doubling your medication."

Season 07 3F19

Bart: "Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?"

Grampa:
"If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice.

Season 07 3F20 Grampa: "Alright, ya got me. The story of the Simpson family began in the Old Country. I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread having been invented the previous winter."
Season 07 3F20 Abe's dad: "See that, son? That's where we're going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday."

Grampa:
"Later that day, we set sail for America."

Abe's dad:
" See that son? That's our new home."

Young Abe:
"Yay! I love America!"

Abe's mom:
"Abe! Supper's on!"

Grampa:
"We had to move out once we filled the head with garbage."

Season 07 3F20

"Hey! The government can't control the sky. What if you lived in a balloon?"