Old Man Simpson http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php en-us CuteNews <![CDATA[Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1204247915&archive=
As you can see, this site is pretty much in archive mode now with the last post being over a year ago. There are several things I'd like to see done with the site, but I would be very surprised if I ever get around to doing them.

I did find some of the old news on my computer so I put it back up. There were a few more posts from 2006 that I can't seem to find and everything before fall 2004 I lost a long time ago.]]> 1204247915 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:18:35 -0600 <![CDATA[Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1171688892&archive= 1171688892 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:08:12 -0600 <![CDATA[Hey, don't have a stegosaurus man!]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1171148221&archive=
The only update is that I added the quotes search box in the navigation column.

Hopefully the site won't drop back into the toilet where its been for the last two months.]]> 1171148221 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:57:01 -0600 <![CDATA["Look Smithers! Garbo is comming!"]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1148184129&archive= 1148184129 Sat, 20 May 2006 23:02:09 -0500 <![CDATA[Attention American workers: your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists.]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1144657944&archive=
This is just an update to let everyone know there will not be an update for about 6 weeks. Once the summer hits, I'll add in any quotes from recent Grampa episodes (including last weeks), put up the new summer design which is currently half finished, and return to a normal update schedule. I just wanted to post so people didn't wonder why the site is just sitting here.

Simpson ten, terrorists eight.]]> 1144657944 Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:32:24 -0500 <![CDATA["You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1142834786&archive= link.]]> 1142834786 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:06:26 -0600 <![CDATA["A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs."]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1141964902&archive=
Unfortnately, the design only works in non-IE browsers. IE chokes on the CSS dropdowns because it doesn't understand :hover. I know there are some tricks to get around this, but I can't be bothered tongue]]> 1141964902 Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:28:22 -0600 <![CDATA["The burglar took my Shroud of Turin beach towels."]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1141335848&archive= . There hasn't been a content update for a long time so I'll try to get something together in a few days.]]> 1141335848 Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:44:08 -0600 <![CDATA["Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!"]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1139528750&archive= tutorial to the site, but I don't plan on adding these regularly. I have been helping some people with questions recently and I practically wrote this thing helping them. It's pretty basic, but it might help some newbies so I decided to post it.

If anything in there isn't clear, go ahead and tell me. I've never written a tutorial before so I don't know if it makes sense to anyone.

Now I'm off to quit my tutoring job and join a violence gang.

Edit Feb 17th: I decided to take down the tutorial for now because there could be possible security holes in it depending on what other scripts or files you have in your file system. However, it should be fine for 99.9% of people.

Edit Feb 18th: Okay, I'm just going to add a modified second version of this later. I'll post both, tell you what the problem was with the first one, and you can decide which one to use wink]]> 1139528750 Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:45:50 -0600 <![CDATA["Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the FOX Network."]]> http://www.oldmansimpson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1137473183&archive= "Homer's Paternity Coot". I also added in a few framegrabs from season seven.

I also decided to keep the current design as the default one for the rest of the winter because I like it better than the regular one.]]> 1137473183 Mon, 16 Jan 2006 22:46:23 -0600